Geek Jokes (thank you to the advisory board)

Why do computer scientists always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC

 Back to the police:  
How did the hacker escape the police?
He NOP?d right out of there

 Knock Knock.
Who?s There?
TCP.
I am FINished with you, please stop Pee-ing on my porch by RESetting your self.

 Did you hear the one about the criminal who escaped the mountaintop
Canadian penitentiary in the provice of British Columbia?
He used a NO-OP Sled.

 How did the hackers escape the police?
They ransomware.

 Your momma's so FAT she can't save files over 4GB.

 A SQL Injection walks into a bar, starts to quote
something but stops, drops a table, then dashes out.

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