D Stormy Monday 1.5 Textbox

Eight years earlier

Drop In: Angelica, you up
Message: Sleep prom was last night, 1 hour Auntie?
(An hour later)
Presence: Hey lady, how was prom?
Mostly a non-event Yolanda, but the boy was cute and a good dancer, what's up
Wanted to tell you the YC440 chatbot module just performed incredibly well under combat conditions, full logs are in your inbox, but will you let me do the summary.
I sent 3 of your latest pleasurebots into the Springbreak Masters Golf Tournament and this real estate rich guy, was really taken with your Stormy Monday bot.
Yeah? How so?

I think he is lonely, spent a lot of time talking about himself, that was easy for the bot to handle, but a lot of direct questions on the pleasurebot business model. She handled it great. Anyway, the 3rd night, he actually had sex with her.
3rd night? He had $12k to spend on a pleasurebot? You can buy one for $20k?
No accounting for tastes, anyway I harvested his sperm, he didn't want to use a condom and I had to have her cleaned anyway.
For that children project of yours?
Yes.
Have fun, I guess I'd better get to it, looking forward to seeing the logs. Thanks for the update. Out.
END PRESENCE:

Angelica pulled her pad over, Springbreak, that's the one where they changed the dress code for lady golfers, right? Yeah. Shakes head, must have been a mess.

Plunging necklines are NOT required, no bras, bralets etc.
Length of skirt, skort and shorts MUST be short enough to see your bottom area especially when bent over, (panties allowed).

Eight years later, present time

Drop In: Yolanda can you spare me 5
PRESENCE: Hey Angelica, you are looking great, what's up
I was going over some logs, those pleasurebots at Springbreak masters, that wasn't?
It sure was, and the sperm was viable. I'm growing the illegitimate son of the President of the United States, pretty cool, huh?
Personally, I just hope this doesn't hurt the HNMNBie cause. He had a lot of support from the Robusts, imagine if they found out he dipped his dick in a pleasurebot instead of an underage girl from Alabama. They would go nuts.
They are nuts, but girlfriend, I won't tell if you don't and I doubt he remembers.
Hope you're right.
END PRESENCE.

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