Troll from the ancient past 1.5

Eve.AI took a crack at the message. It looks like it was sent by a troll back from when Twitter existed. I can't make sense of it in today's context.

@POTUS PLEASE FIRE ANDREW MCABE. HE IS A LIAR, GOT CROCKED HILLARY OFF AND IS GIVING THE AMERICA THE BLACK. PLEASE FIRE HIM..AND CONTINUE TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. MY DAUGHTER(9) THINKS YOU ARE THE ROCK STAR OF AMERICA AND THE TRUE PROTECTOR

Wonk, frowned, this is how we received it, all caps?

Yes, Wonk.

And it didn't go through a DOD legacy messaging hop? The letters fall in a standard distribution; it doesn't appear to be some gang code?

No, Wonk. It doesn't match any gang code on file. I ran AMERICA THE BLACK as a search for racial prejudice since that was a significant force under the 45th HNMNBM administration. Nothing turned up. Ran every reasonable permutation around the (9).

OK, what about the sender?

There was an entity on Twitter that allegedly posted that same message March 14, 2018. Almost certainly a prehistoric chatbot, what they called a troll, Commonwealth007. The other messages use lower case.

MiniWonk, any ideas?

The message itself could be a signal, it's content being irrelevant. One if by land, signal flare, when you hear the war cry. There are no strong current day analogs to Hillary Clinton, the failed politician, or Andrew McCabe, victim of HNMNBM harassment. It was sent with policy based routing, multicast, certified delivery. We don't know the traffic rates at the exact instant it was sent, but it cost about 2.863 H Coin to send.

Traveler whistled, you can buy a Carbanado for that.

And we don't know who else got it?

BCC, replied Eve.AI

Wonk knew he was born for such a time as this, there had to be an answer.
Brainstorm time entities
Traveler: some crazy routing loop, it is the same message that was sent
Eve.AI: probe to see how we respond
MiniWonk.AI: test to see how we analyze, switching all paths to search engines out of band
Wonk: Coded message to the ROCK STAR OF AMERICA . . . yeah, I think I want to run with that.
End Brainstorm

Drop in: Guy
Connection refused

Drop in: Chara
PRESENCE: What can I do for you Wonk, oh, hi Traveler
Do you still have a church of AI log in?
Sure, give me a sec. OK shoot.
Search ROCK STAR OF AMERICA
Returns: RockStar.AI
When is the next performance date?
Tomorrow night, Clubhouse, Queen Anne, doors open 1830. Shall I get tickets?
3 please.
Done, anything else?
That was perfect thank you, Wonk out.
END PRESENCE:

Traveler looked at Wonk concerned, you realize that is going to be a sublimial mine field?
Yup, but sending an android with a skin into the church of AI certainly isn't going to work, said Wonk, I plan to send Hector and Chester.
Traveler paused, as usual, he collected his thoughts before he spoke, I can see why you chose Hector and Chester, who is the 3rd ticket for?
Hector is blind, he will need a service dog, Wonk let the statement hang.
Cody Boy? Oh, Cody, I am so sorry.
Sucks to be you Cody, Wonk said, establishing a connection with the Blue Circle dog.

Hector and Chester had been plucked from the general population. Years of drug use, and not just opiates, LSD and its mushroom cousin, psilocybn, hard permanently impacted their brains. After a lot of counseling and recovery, they both had an IQ of 100, the exact average, were in good physical health, strong, flexible, and scored in the 99th percentile o the mythical "Blind Side" sense of protective instincts.

Deep State and Reverend.AI would pick them up of course, a service dog is an automatic outlier, but they were so very, very, average, odds were good they would show up as a disabled person with a service dog; happens. Cody would be highly instrumented, Traveler and Wonk would both be able to watch the session through him.

Traveler looked at Wonk, cone of silence. They shut down their AI interfaces and entered the same Presence node. How did you know that, ROCK STAR OF AMERICA?
It just came to me.
And I am guess you have a pretty good idea who or what AMERICA THE BLACK is?
If you made me guess right now, H Coin Principus, Yolanda and Controller.
Traveler didn't speak, he just shut down the Presence.
END PRESENCE.


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