Rhea Findom Guy recites a call for Wonk 1.1 done


Hello Poochie, you are right on time I see. Screenshare me a video of your reading on the scale and then you can get back on your knees.
Yes ma'am.

Ummm, Poochie, you've gained a 1/2 kilo, that is the wrong direction. Are you going to be the man of my dreams at 95k?
Yes ma'am, the office party, I'll do better .   .   .

I certainly hope so Poochie, I'm looking forward to it. Do you have something for me today, a little offering to show your appreciation for my guidance in your life?
Yes ma'am, please accept a millesimal H Coin alm.

Oh Poochie, that's so sweet, I'll obtain it right now, don't look while I put it in my wallet, I'm shy. Have you been taking the vitamins I sold you?
Yes ma'am, every day.

Poochie, I'm so proud of you, you are doing so well,  Blow me an air kiss to keep me going till next time.

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