Geek Jokes (thank you to the advisory board)
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
Back to the police:
How did the hacker escape the police?
He NOP?d right out of there
I am FINished with you, please stop Pee-ing on my porch by RESetting your self.
Did you hear the one about the criminal who escaped the mountaintop
Canadian penitentiary in the provice of British Columbia?
He used a NO-OP Sled.
How did the hackers escape the police?
Your momma's so FAT she can't save files over 4GB.
A SQL Injection walks into a bar, starts to quote
something but stops, drops a table, then dashes out.