D Dr. Clara Bow HNMNBie speech Done 1.3
Let me proudly introduce, Dr. Clara Bow, thunderous applause, some standing.
SPEECH: People call me the "It" girl. That's fair, I learned early on to define what "It" is. When I was 15 "It" was the difference between does that fair haired boy really like me, or does he just want to feel my tits?
When I turned 30, "It" was the difference between a partnership, a division of duties, and a sustained romance. I think you all know the path I have chosen.
And at 45, "It" is finding a young man, to take away my middle aged blues, thank you Saffire for coining that phrase long before cougar meant what it does today.
I've had a good run and I want the same for you. Our young men, young women too, are confused. The've been raised on free pornography, think girls get pleasure from "facials" and that we are going to love it when they try to stick their protuberance where the sun doesn't shine.
Ladies, I'm not looking for your money, I'm not looking for fame. Let the HNMNBIe movement lead the way, let every cluster sponsor a Romance 101 workshop for our youth.
END SPEECH.
That was 5 years ago, the "It" girl became a sensation, girls wanted to be her, boys wanted to romance her and more than a few parents ponied up for her workshops. Old people thought she was a sign of the end times, right up there with the last air strike out of Israel. Star power, the A list, nothing could stop her.
Saffire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nb_KJyMHgw
SPEECH: People call me the "It" girl. That's fair, I learned early on to define what "It" is. When I was 15 "It" was the difference between does that fair haired boy really like me, or does he just want to feel my tits?
When I turned 30, "It" was the difference between a partnership, a division of duties, and a sustained romance. I think you all know the path I have chosen.
And at 45, "It" is finding a young man, to take away my middle aged blues, thank you Saffire for coining that phrase long before cougar meant what it does today.
Ladies, I'm not looking for your money, I'm not looking for fame. Let the HNMNBIe movement lead the way, let every cluster sponsor a Romance 101 workshop for our youth.
END SPEECH.
That was 5 years ago, the "It" girl became a sensation, girls wanted to be her, boys wanted to romance her and more than a few parents ponied up for her workshops. Old people thought she was a sign of the end times, right up there with the last air strike out of Israel. Star power, the A list, nothing could stop her.
Saffire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nb_KJyMHgw
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