Yolanda HNN Harold Kelsey Kegel Done 1.7
Lillian Russell was puzzled and asked, Yolanda are you sure you want to go public with this story in HNN. There are some threads that just don't make sense, maybe we should run them to ground before we go with the story.
We have an exclusive on the story with a photo of Kelsey Kegel of the Flat Earth party apparently engaged in eroticism including strangling Harold, who ends up dead of asphyxiation. That's news and breaking news is usually not all nice and tidy, if we sit on it, we lose the moment, retorted Yolanda. So what do we know about the Flat Earth candidate for Governor, Kelsey Kegel?
Lilian pulled up her note pad, here is what I was able to come up from file notes.
In other words, one of the cleanest politicians out there, other than this photo.
Yolanda was deep in thought, reading a draft of the story. Run it, was all she said.
It was a big story all right. Kelsey Kegel flatly denied it, and produced an alibi, she had been giving a talk on citizenship to over 200 firefly girls and their parents at the time the photo was taken 70 kilometers away in Bellevue. The Adamant started looking into it. They were able to determine that Yolanda and Harold had, at least a boudoir photography relationship and there were reasons to believe it was more.
Tom Cornea's chain of custody report, proved the phone took the photo, but not what it took a photo of. Harold, it turned out did work as a contractor for Eli Gallen, the portrait and sculptie guy. Another week of investigative reporting and they learned Angelica's robots could be configured with facsimile skins, potentially in violation of the personal trademark law. The market for talking speaker sculpties crashed overnight leaving Wonk with over a 1,000 unloved artificial heads.
Deep state picked up the story and discovered the "fuzzy factor" in their files and records. They stepped up their surveillance on Eli, Yolanda, and Angelica and by extension H Coin.
Yolanda and Angelica's relationship wasn't destroyed, but it did grow more distant.
High table was preparing to govern on various issues that were occurring at the Green Bay meeting, this was added to the list.
We have an exclusive on the story with a photo of Kelsey Kegel of the Flat Earth party apparently engaged in eroticism including strangling Harold, who ends up dead of asphyxiation. That's news and breaking news is usually not all nice and tidy, if we sit on it, we lose the moment, retorted Yolanda. So what do we know about the Flat Earth candidate for Governor, Kelsey Kegel?
Lilian pulled up her note pad, here is what I was able to come up from file notes.
- She supports the nation of Israel, has been behind efforts to raise private funding for a Holocaust museum.
- She has raised $21M for her campaign as of 6 weeks ago.
- She is a straight arrow, her aggressive TV ads pass the FACTCHECK smell test, while her opponents don't.
- Background in finance, part owner of a bank.
- Interested in education, letting students learn instead of just passing tests, but that may just be campaign rhetoric, we couldn't find any shoe leather on that front.
- Ardent supporter of gun rights, past president of the local chapter of Girls with Guns. Supported failed legislation to require school teachers to certify to carry unless they have religious objections. That might be a point of weakness after the Lanier High School shooting last week.
- Has support from Robusts, but no evidence of active participation.
In other words, one of the cleanest politicians out there, other than this photo.
Yolanda was deep in thought, reading a draft of the story. Run it, was all she said.
It was a big story all right. Kelsey Kegel flatly denied it, and produced an alibi, she had been giving a talk on citizenship to over 200 firefly girls and their parents at the time the photo was taken 70 kilometers away in Bellevue. The Adamant started looking into it. They were able to determine that Yolanda and Harold had, at least a boudoir photography relationship and there were reasons to believe it was more.
Tom Cornea's chain of custody report, proved the phone took the photo, but not what it took a photo of. Harold, it turned out did work as a contractor for Eli Gallen, the portrait and sculptie guy. Another week of investigative reporting and they learned Angelica's robots could be configured with facsimile skins, potentially in violation of the personal trademark law. The market for talking speaker sculpties crashed overnight leaving Wonk with over a 1,000 unloved artificial heads.
Deep state picked up the story and discovered the "fuzzy factor" in their files and records. They stepped up their surveillance on Eli, Yolanda, and Angelica and by extension H Coin.
Yolanda and Angelica's relationship wasn't destroyed, but it did grow more distant.
High table was preparing to govern on various issues that were occurring at the Green Bay meeting, this was added to the list.
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