D Theodore Cruise Flat Earth Done 1.8

Sir, are you sure that climate change denial is a good idea with Miami starting to sink, 27% of Louisiana is gone and waterfront property in South Carolina is now cheaper than hill top by a long shot, asked Brand Parscale. I mean, don't get me wrong, I am really thankful to have this job, but I was kinda hoping for a chance to put one in the win column.

Truth is what I say it is, answered Cruise. Get me Johnny Dean, work up a song making fun of my opponent's name and reminding the good people of big Big State they need to stick to traditional values. Hey, Stovall, bring us some coffee will ya.

Well sir, two things to consider. Your opponent has been staying on the issues she chooses and it has been 10 years since you, or anyone else, has defined what a traditional values platform looks like and since then you have voted against it consistently.

Stovall, Stovall, where's that coffee? Parscale, the people don't remember what they voted for, they just want to feel safe. Crack down on some immigrants, pan handlers, opiate users, promise them good jobs, you know the formula. Anything else?

Well sir, we have completed moving all the campaign funds into H Coin, I still wonder if that might not be a public relations nightmare, are you ready to be exposed using the HNMNBie cryptocurrency?

It's untraceable, especially this Principus stuff, much better than having a payment from me to some porn star get in the press, don't you think?

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